your thong is hanging out like whoa
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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