I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
