Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Hippo gnu deer
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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