I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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