I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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