so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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