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just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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