Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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