Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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