If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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