one might say we're banned from that church
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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