Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Two words: nipple clamps
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