the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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