did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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