i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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