I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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