Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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