Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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