Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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