Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
