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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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