Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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