hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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