You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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