I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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