I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I lost the right to judge tonight
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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