she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
There's always time for handjobs
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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