If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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