I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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