problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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