I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just google imaged poop.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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