he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I currently don't understand fingers.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
