I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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