This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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