No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think we might need a safe word for this...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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