I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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