RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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