white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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