The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
