You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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