I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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