she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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