i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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