bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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