I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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