so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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