I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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