So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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