I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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