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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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