I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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