i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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