So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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