if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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