umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
